My friend Karri over at Jack on the Lakehas decided that since the Vatican can make up their own sins, then so can we!
Here are a few of her most hilarious new sins:
Thou shalt not wear Lycra in public.
Thou shalt not wear button down denim shirts with Loony Tunes characters on them if above the age of seven. Or maybe even below the age of seven....just don't wear it at all to be safe.
Thou shalt not ditch thy grocery carts in the middle of the aisle while browsing shelves.
Abandon thy decorative-themed flags on thy homes.
Here are my additions:
1. Thou shalt let the people off of the elevator before trying to get on the elevator.
2. Thou shalt not wear UGG boots, "pigtails", or writing on the butt of your pants if the person is over 24. (i might give you until 27 on the Ugg boots and I am being generous here). (see Details magazine for backup on my fashion advise, it confirmed my beliefs).
3. Thou shalt not watch John Edwards (the ghost dude) and believe that it is REAL.
4. Thou shalt not look to Oprah or Dr. Phil for real life advise.
What would you add?
Thursday, March 13, 2008
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Thou shalt not snap gum while waiting in line surrounded by people.
Thou shalt not cut me off in traffic and then flip me off like I did something wrong.
Thou shalt not use the hand to make letters that represent words (L for loser, W for whatever...)
Great job. Can't wait to see what others recommend too...
Thou shalt not move into my apartment and start feeding the stray neighborhood cats that I've spent a year chasing away.
Thou shalt not hold what celebrities have to say on current events as actually worth something just because they happen to be a good actor/actress.
Thou shalt not gloat that temperatures are in the 80s where you live while your good friends are under feet of snow. (we all have to sin once in a while)
Oh, and Amie, the pigtail thing. Not so sure about that. I kinda like the pigtails. ; )
U would Jason. Like Pig Tails.
And also gloating about weather.
love it. How about:
Thou shalt not wear shirts or pants that are OBVIOUSLY to small.
Thou shalt not wear clothing made of mesh.
Thou shalt not text message or check your blackberry during a meeting.
Re: MommyBits
I had a cashier at McDonald's text messaging WHILE she took my order the other day! Honestly, it says something about multi-tasking because she got my order correct, but geez!
Thou shalt not take 30 items to the self check-out line.
Thou shalt not pick your nose at a red light and expect someone not to stare (even if you have tinted windows) ewwie
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