There is a card for almost every occasion. I worked in a card store in high school, so I know that there is one for almost every occasion. I even found one once that said, "Have you ever mistaken the shower curtain for toilet paper?" there really is a card for this..( it was an inside joke with one of my friends, so I had to buy it).
However, Jason and I have come up with a suggestion for a new line of cards. This occasion is not represented in the stores. They should be placed in the I am sorry section.. perhaps next to the sympathy cards.
They are simple, with bright colors (see my above artistry... it is fabulous.. note the person's eyes).
The occasion of our line of cards is Drunk or Intoxicated Apologies.
My apologies for ... breaking that thing in your kitchen, I am so sorry I slept with you out of loneliness, I am sorry I peed in the corner of your living room, My apologies for vomiting in your trash can and leaving it. There would even be a section of money holders for the.... I am sorry I spilled the bottle of red wine on your white carpet... please except this check for the cleaning.
We really think the line would be useful...
Any takers? I can illustrate.
5 comments:
That would be funny! I think I'd get as many of those cards as I'd have to give out! LOL!
I would certainly pick up a card that said "I'm sorry for thinking (while terribly intoxicated) that it would be funny to throw that uncapped half gallon of ice cream at the ceiling to see if it would stick."
That was 12 years ago and I still hear about it. I probably owe my buddy's parents a card.
Oh, and I should have asked in the last comment...was there a recent drunken oops that made this such a relevant topic? hehe...
No, not a recent incident.
Just conversation about past incidents that brought this up.
Good idea though...!
Ice cream on the ceiling?
That's pretty bad!
You could have used the money holder.
: )
How about....
"I can't thank you enough for holding my hair while I vomited in your car?"
Just sayin'
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